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    Default Feeling Suicidal!!!


    I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Samaritans.

    I was put through to a 'call centre' in Pakistan.

    I explained that I was feeling suicidal after finding out I had an eye infection and also needed get reading glasses.

    They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane
    If Evolution works, why so many idiots?


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    i remembered that satco magz behind your pix are loads of booze. you must be drinking too much and you're now seeing things.....LOLZ
    No GUTS!No GLORY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoren View Post
    i remembered that satco magz behind your pix are loads of booze. you must be drinking too much and you're now seeing things.....LOLZ

    Wasnt satco it was Tele Satellite.... you must have that brain fade alzheimers disease.... lol

    The only things I'm am seeing right now is my new MPEG4 streaming service
    If Evolution works, why so many idiots?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoren View Post
    i remembered that satco magz behind your pix are loads of booze. you must be drinking too much and you're now seeing things.....LOLZ
    This could be right,
    a time comes when you have to recollect all that you have done
    and say good thanks.
    and not trying to weigh what you still want to do and is not working, or
    you dont foresee succeeding, age counts M8, get the damn glasses and
    be happy you are living

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    Quote Originally Posted by ******2engineer View Post
    Wasnt satco it was Tele Satellite.... you must have that brain fade alzheimers disease.... lol

    The only things I'm am seeing right now is my new MPEG4 streaming service
    ah..... you're watching too much tv thats why you're seeing things
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoren View Post
    ah..... you're watching too much tv thats why you're seeing things
    You are probably right


    If Evolution works, why so many idiots?


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    Jim, we all know what makes you blind if you do it too much.
    Give it a rest!
    Now where is my cane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ******2engineer View Post
    They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane
    Well don't leave us all hanging Jim'bo, Can you infact drive a truck or fly an aeroplane



    Quote Originally Posted by weirdo View Post
    Jim, we all know what makes you blind if you do it too much.
    Give it a rest!
    Now where is my cane?
    Please to consider,,,,,

    A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of ******.

    The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

    "Why not?" asked the man.

    "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor."But I need it really bad," said the man."Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

    The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

    The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

    On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.

    The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"













    The man said, "No one showed up".
    regards from OZ bassett

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassett View Post














    The man said, "No one showed up".
    LOL thats what i thought so.... after seeing a long blank page....
    No GUTS!No GLORY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ******2engineer View Post
    I explained that I was feeling suicidal after finding out I had an eye infection and also needed get reading glasses.

    They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane
    Remember only one time is needed if you do it correctly. All the best By the way do you know to fly an aeroplane?

    @bassett & member

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    Quote Originally Posted by member91040 View Post

    I think you did not find any text to copy paste in this topic so just posted icons

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    Quote Originally Posted by lnb15k View Post
    Remember only one time is needed if you do it correctly. All the best By the way do you know to fly an aeroplane?

    @bassett & member

    whether he know how to fly aeroplane or not.but they needed him to drive a truck or fly an aeroplane as anyhow it would not have been mattered

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    Quote Originally Posted by ******2engineer View Post
    You are probably right



    I think you posted wrong picture as yesterday that match was not what you have put the picture of.that was just few days ago match picture which you had posted,that match at baroda

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    Quote Originally Posted by weirdo View Post
    Jim, we all know what makes you blind if you do it too much.
    Give it a rest!
    Now where is my cane?

    does he use his eyes so much?I think he should take few days off from RDI.

    And weirdo why dont you keep your cane with you,why keeping it somewhere and forgetting it.

 

 

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