Rewarding one'self after erecting a satellite dish

While they describe the perils of building a satellite system, To all there mates and dis'approving neighbours, who only came round for the free Piss and Food.

This is a must have for all those aficionados' of fine dinning and home party goer's.
Who just like to sit round the BBQ, Drink Piss, and brag [Lie] about all the exploits and ladies they have been involved with over the years..
BUT It;s not complete without the uniform presented for your appraisal on E-Bay No self respecting BBQ host could possibly enter the world of professional BBQ's without this attire.